DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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