just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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