dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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