It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There r osticjed everywhere
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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