When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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