I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I believe in your delicious
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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