Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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