I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
love makes seman taste better
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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