This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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