i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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