when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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