you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I touched a dick in church today
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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