But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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