I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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