dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
