I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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