Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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