Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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