my mouth tastes like poor choices
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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