Taylor Swift is so right about you.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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