lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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