Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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