I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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