She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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