I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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