Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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