its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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