Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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