You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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