i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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