3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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