brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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