I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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