i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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