she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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