piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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