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(770): View more from Georgia

Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.

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(618): View more from Illinois

My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.

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(831): View more from California

operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful

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