He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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