How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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