So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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