"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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