To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Boobs speak an international language.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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