Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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