Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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