Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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