Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
ttyl tear gas
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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