you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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