I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
