That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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