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I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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