Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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