he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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