there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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