In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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