i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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