That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize