Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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