Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Bring me that man meat
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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