I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
