I wanna bring you to show and tell
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I need to calm my uterus...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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