Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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